thefatgirlblog:

"All these young girls getting themselves pregnant"

Wow, self impregnating teenage girls, these men should be afraid, we as women are evolving at alarming rates.




neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs




herhmione:

headcanon that james potter matured from his immature younger self and helped save snape from most likely being killed by remus and supported remus because he couldn’t find a job and fought against voldemort not only because he loved a muggle-born but because it was the right thing to do and oH WAIT that’s canon hmm i almost forgot james was more than an “arrogant bullying toe rag who constantly picked on snape”

1 hour ago with 3720 notes — via queen-bitchass, org herhmione



applejackismyhomegirl:

shoesxships:

girldork:

being a feminist is like trying to fix a giant hole in the wall and discovering that the entire wall is rotting and filled with termites and you have a lot more work to do than you thought you did

And also the termites verbally attack you while you fix the wall.

"NOT ALL TERMITES ARE LIKE THAT"

1 hour ago with 63896 notes — via underrailed, org girldork



usernamealreadytakenwut:

Basically me when I’m trying to cheer someone up.

usernamealreadytakenwut:

Basically me when I’m trying to cheer someone up.

2 hours ago with 52640 notes — via oliviainthepink, org rileyjanelle



castielinablanket:

pippin-and-other-drugs:

remember when we found out Neville Longbottom had bigger balls than anyone else in the HP series

remember how Dumbledore told us this in the very first book, but no one believed him







Once you’ve met someone you never really forget them.




rel-ecno:

losing friends to people you helped them meet

image

4 hours ago with 413765 notes — via redpooch, org jaclcfrost




(2/3)

(2/3)

5 hours ago with 1296 notes — via jack-sex-on-legs, org gingermaoams



punacceptable:

I’m saying “excuse me” but I mean “why the fuck are u and ur friends fucking standing in the middle of the hallway blocking everyone what the fuck u fucker”

6 hours ago with 490455 notes — via petcanadian, org punacceptable






thewildfluff:

anyway…







imyoursouleater:

derinthemadscientist:

geekgirlintraining:

thegodlessatheist:

Celebrity and historic figure doppelgangers

I have this crack theory that the genetic material that determines human appearance has a finite number of possible arrangements, thus resulting in doppelgangers.

That or they’re vampires.

That too