tardisinthemindpalace:

zeuslaand:

WHO TOLD YOU THAT WAS OKAY?

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

• Me every night: I can have exactly 7 hours 23 minutes and 48 seconds of sleep if I fall asleep right now.

trottingonafairytalee:

now check your ask.

dietchola:

this guy at my school wears really short shorts all the time and i asked him why he doesn’t wear normal cut shorts and he said “if the sky is out, then my thighs are out” god bless

nippled:

nippled:

*throws flower petals at you* be my friend

• That’s a PERIOD, NOT A COMMA
• That’s a COMMA, NOT A PERIOD
• Why the hell can’t you pronounce that word?
• THE TEACHER JUST CORRECTED YOU WHY’D YOU GET IT WRONG AGAIN?!?!?!
• Can I sleep?
• If you can’t read, why’d you raise your hand?
• You can’t pronounce THAT word?
• WHAT THE HELL
• The fuck you like long ass paragraphs for
• My skin’s crawling
• Oh god not him, his voice sounds like a dying nail on a dying chalkboard
• You skipped a line
• LOL what was that?
• I don’t even. 

coffeeandcheesecake:

trying to ruin marriage again are we

cnnbreaking:

when you are so desperate you go to the second page of google results

casker:

I FIND SUCH ENORMOUS JOY IN MINIATURE THINGS

el-jimman:

myholelife:

So, I saw a non-transparent version of this, and so I fixed it.

Transparent Toy story Buzz hitting his head on your blog :P

My life is now complete

Life Lessons from Team Starkid

falloutyoungmale:

I write sins not five page research papers