"All these young girls getting themselves pregnant"
Wow, self impregnating teenage girls, these men should be afraid, we as women are evolving at alarming rates.
i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs
headcanon that james potter matured from his immature younger self and helped save snape from most likely being killed by remus and supported remus because he couldn’t find a job and fought against voldemort not only because he loved a muggle-born but because it was the right thing to do and oH WAIT that’s canon hmm i almost forgot james was more than an “arrogant bullying toe rag who constantly picked on snape”
being a feminist is like trying to fix a giant hole in the wall and discovering that the entire wall is rotting and filled with termites and you have a lot more work to do than you thought you did
And also the termites verbally attack you while you fix the wall.
"NOT ALL TERMITES ARE LIKE THAT"
Basically me when I’m trying to cheer someone up.
remember when we found out Neville Longbottom had bigger balls than anyone else in the HP series
remember how Dumbledore told us this in the very first book, but no one believed him
Once you’ve met someone you never really forget them.
losing friends to people you helped them meet
I’m saying “excuse me” but I mean “why the fuck are u and ur friends fucking standing in the middle of the hallway blocking everyone what the fuck u fucker”
Celebrity and historic figure doppelgangers
I have this crack theory that the genetic material that determines human appearance has a finite number of possible arrangements, thus resulting in doppelgangers.
That or they’re vampires.